I'm in the kitchen, preparing dinner. Hot dogs and baked beans heating on the stove top, macaroni and cheese and french fries in the oven, and blueberries in a strainer in the sink.
Brooke enters the kitchen and spies the blueberries.
Brooke: "Oh we have BLUEBERRIES????"
Me: "Yes, we do. Two containers in fact, they were buy one, get one free"
Brooke: "I LOVE blueberries so much"
Me: "I know they are your favorite fruit"
Brooke: "And they are good for you too"
Me: "Yes, they are VERY good for you. They have lots of anti-oxidants"
Brooke: "And they make your poop green"
Me: Stunned silence
Brooke: "There's an interesting fact for ya. Call me when dinner's ready please"
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